As long as there has been crime there has been crap crime. From the Garden of Eden onwards, most criminals must have been at least a bit crap – or else they wouldn’t have been caught, right? OK, some real-life rogues like Bonnie and Clyde, or fictional villains like Moriarty, make breaking the law seem pretty glamorous. But not the failed felons banged up inside this book.Crap Crimes is a hilarious compendium of criminal stupidity – from the woman who went to the police to complain that she had been sold poor-quality cocaine, to the burglar who left his phone charging in his victim’s house. If you need proof that crime does not pay – or you just want a good laugh – then this is the book for you.]]>